To orally extract semen from someone's anus. Sometimes a straw is used for this purpose.
Tom corn-holed Mike then felched the load. The two of them then kissed and snowballed it.
(1) verb. The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the orifice in which they were deposited. Most commonly used to refer to sucking out semen after anal sex, but technically sucking the semen out of your girlfriend's pussy is also felching
(2) Noun, referring to the substance ingested during the act of felching--generally a mixture of semen and other bodliy fluids (feces, sweat, vaginal fluid, etc.)
I couldn't belive it. After Nigel packed my ass, he felched me!
Dude, you've got felch all over your face.
To orally extract semen from someone's rectum
I'm gonna felch you till your asshole twitches, bitch
To suck the semen, santorum, or other fluids out of an orifice after sexual intercourse. Not necessarily limited to sex with human beings.
Rich felched the santorum out of his dog's ass.
to suck your own cum out of another persons ass.
i felched your mom.
The oral retrieval of semen from an anus or vagina
Leanne M likes to felch dogs
Sucking, licking or eating your own jizz out of your partner anus after an intercourse.
I felched my girlfriend's brother last night and he loved it.
A horribly named town in Upper Michigan. If you don't believe me look it up!
We are going to Felch today.
My God why would you tell me about it?