Feemster's sign 

An eponym for the anal wink (anal sphincter reflex upon stroking the skin around the anus). Named after the neurologist Dr. Feemster.

Your father is in a coma. He was positive for Feemster's sign.

Feemster's sign by meche4463 May 2, 2022

Flemsterbating 

The act of blowing your nose into your hands while in the shower and proceeding to masterbate with the mucus in your hand as a form of lubricant.

Guy 1: "Damn man, you were in the shower for like a half-hour."

Guy 2: "I know sorry man i was flemsterbating"

Flemsterbating by b63smith June 11, 2011

femster 

a male hetero or homosexual who is characteristically effeminate in his grooming, fashion, gesture or temperament, generally suspected of being gay but indisputably male.

metrosexual

Singer David Bowie was a rock star femster.

Actor Ashton Kutcher is a modern day femster.

femster by Oxenhandler February 7, 2010

Mrs. Femster 

A way to demean a regular gay person. Used in unprompted ways, should be a slur.

Person 1: Did you read the chapter?
Person 2: No, I don't got time for all that.

Person 1: OKAYYY MRS. FEMSTER

Mrs. Femster by Am I Bi? January 17, 2025