He who has a tiny penis, no friends, and no clue where the clitoris is to be found. This unfortunate creature is only minutes from extinction, for he is hunted relentlessly by anyone who has had the misfortune of making eye contact with it.. ruining everything said hunter sees ever again. Also, the drinking game "The Feefinator" consists of many people drinking until all participants are drunk enough to beat the ugliest participant, deemed "the feef" (much like asshole..sorta), to a pulp. When everyone sobers up... you kill the feef.
"Dude, I saw this blood stain in the middle of Tommy's carpet. I think somebody got Feef'd" "Feefro loves a good Boston Pancake, just ask his mom"