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1.
Bedroom community and soul-less suburb in Washington State. Located roughly halfway between Tacoma and Seattle. In 1987, University of Washington scientist Bernard Luchenbach theorized that Federal Way could be the location of the door to the underworld.
"Dude, where you from?"

"Federal Way"

"That sucks."

"Yeah"
by Magic 8 Ball August 21, 2008
 
2.
This is a quaint little establishment based mostly on the import and export of violent criminals and druggies. if you are there at night, you'd better not be white!
man 1: yeah i'm in federal way

Man 2: RUUUUUUN BITCH RUN!
by Farmergomezstrikesagain December 10, 2010