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5. Fed-ex
Receiving fellatio from ones ex-girlfriend.
Couldn't close any girls on saturday night so had to call up sarah (ex-girlfriend) for some fed-ex.
1. Fed-Ex
Happens when Britney Spears files for divorce with Kevin Federline K-Fed
Britney Fed-Ex (ed) last week.
2. fed-ex
a male/dickhead who has been dumped who poses so small amount of assets alone that they can fit into a small package and be thrown out a window. Origins rooted in the divorce of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline (often referred to by his wigger name, K-fed)
Man 1: Dude I saw this bum in Malibu carrying a little cardboard box, and talkin like a wigger
Man 2: Yeah, man, me too. I think it was a fed-ex
Man 1: No, but this dude crazy, he was actin all ghetto and shit, but he made no sense. then he stood on the corner and started rappin bout some popozow shit-it made no sense
man 2: No shit, thats wat a fucking fed-ex does, he feeds off of rich people, and pretends he has talent while hoping nobody notices he doesn't
3. Fed-Ex
Short for Federal Express. You know the postal service. I saw it on TV.
I'm going to send the package Fed-Ex.
4. fed-ex
Mr Spears now that Britany Spears is divorcing his white trash ass.
Valentina: did you hear?!
me: about Dakota kicking Rockford's ass?! HELL YEAH! i was there!! cant WAIT to be there next year!!
Valentina: no. about K-Fed...or should i say FED-EX
me: yupp. Mr Spears is getting divorced AND his ass is getting kciked by John Cena on the first day of the new year!!
6. fed-ex
a female evaluating a males "package"
Rexy fed-exed Shawn's package.
7. fed-ex
The ex you wish you could send away.
My fed-ex keeps calling me. Wish he would just leave town.
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