Fed Ex 

Kevin Federline's new nickname, after Britney Spears dumped his ass.

What's up, k-fed, I mean fed-ex?

Fed Ex by Adrian November 11, 2006

Fed Ex 

Name given to Kevin Federline now that Britney dumped him.

Fed Ex is one poor piece of white trash.

Fed Ex by allpowerfulandy November 9, 2006

fed-ex 

a male/dickhead who has been dumped who poses so small amount of assets alone that they can fit into a small package and be thrown out a window. Origins rooted in the divorce of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline (often referred to by his wigger name, K-fed)

Man 1: Dude I saw this bum in Malibu carrying a little cardboard box, and talkin like a wigger
Man 2: Yeah, man, me too. I think it was a fed-ex
Man 1: No, but this dude crazy, he was actin all ghetto and shit, but he made no sense. then he stood on the corner and started rappin bout some popozow shit-it made no sense
man 2: No shit, thats wat a fucking fed-ex does, he feeds off of rich people, and pretends he has talent while hoping nobody notices he doesn't

fed-ex by sexycatholic 666 December 1, 2006

Fed-Ex 

Happens when Britney Spears files for divorce with Kevin Federline K-Fed

Britney Fed-Ex (ed) last week.

Fed-Ex by Roadheat November 11, 2006

Fed-Ex 

Short for Federal Express. You know the postal service. I saw it on TV.

I'm going to send the package Fed-Ex.

Fed-Ex by Dave Greer November 16, 2006

Fed Ex 

FED = Kevin Federline
EX = As in no longer freeloading from Britney.

Some say Kelly Ripa made up this term after it was suggested by a crew member of her show. They are all lies I came up with it like 4 months ago, I knew he was gonna get the boot.

1.- Hi, my name is Fed Ex welcome to McDonalds may I take your order?

2.- Fed Ex will be working at Fedex soon to pay his bills.

3.- Fed Ex finally understood the meaning of life and ended his.

Fed Ex by Bryan Smart November 10, 2008

fed-ex 

Mr Spears now that Britany Spears is divorcing his white trash ass.

Valentina: did you hear?!
me: about Dakota kicking Rockford's ass?! HELL YEAH! i was there!! cant WAIT to be there next year!!
Valentina: no. about K-Fed...or should i say FED-EX
me: yupp. Mr Spears is getting divorced AND his ass is getting kciked by John Cena on the first day of the new year!!

fed-ex by dakota cougarette November 29, 2006