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Masterbating while creating excriment on a toilet; or rather jerkin off while your droppin a duece. Such action comes in handy in instances such as guests staying at your house or more specifically in your room, staying at someone else's house or maybe even at work. When ever the urge comes to perform fecal triumph make sure your a gentlemen and wipe the seat off when your done.
"man you were in the bathroom a long time did you fecal triumph my toilet!"
by Geoffrey McGoover November 07, 2009

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