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A collosal turd passed with great pain after a long bout of constipation. Sometimes resembles a coffee can in shape and size, and is often accompanied by some rectal tearing and the blood resulting therefrom (a sort of afterbirth).
From the groaning, sweating, and grinding of teeth, it was obvious to Brett that a fecal infant was being delivered into this world.
by Herr Stehpinkler March 12, 2005