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1.
The unfortunate result of an awkward chocolate sham-póó in which the recipient allows the fecal matter to dry in his/her hair resulting in the appearance of matted, mange.
I was like "Damn, Girl! Don't be tryin to cuddle on me with that nappy ass fecal mange!"
by Reverend FeltaboyNorthernsert October 14, 2011