Top Definition
One who fondles fecal matter.

(Syn.) Turd Burgler, Shit Stealer, Crap Grabber, Poop Scooper, Loaf Licker.

see Fecal
Joe: What are you doing in the toilet?
Bob: Playing with crap!
Joe: You Fecal Fondler
by Crazy Eddie April 19, 2005

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