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n. twenty-eight (28) inch rims, typically adorned on large-frame vehicles, including, but not limited to, new Hummer H2s, new Mercedes G500s, new Cadillac Escalades, late-model Ford Expeditions, candy coated late-model Ford Crown Victorias, and candy coated late-model Chevrolet Caprices & Impalas. NIGGA 1: Shit – check dat Impala, son - look at them mutha fuckin rimz…
NIGGA 2: Those 22’s? 24’s? 26’s? NIGGA 3: Nah, nigga, he ridin’ February – 28’s nigga... |
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| 1. | February | ||
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February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year)
Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day. People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign. "Kristy is so cute! Shes nice too! How did she get so purfect and talented?"
"She was born in February" "OF COURSE! THAT MUST BE IT" "Eight days till march!" "No. Nine days till march." "*shakes head* Silly- this year is a leap year!" "ahhhhhhh" |
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the best month ever.. every person born in this month is a true pimp and gets all the guys/girls dude i love this month, february is the best
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| 3. | February | ||
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The month that gives women the best excuse to ask for expensive jewlery. This is also the best month for men to find something to give to women so they get a blow job without guilt.
"What do you mean,'why do I want a 5 carat diamond?' Because it's V-day month. Yes, February you idiot!"
"Yes, I will give you a blow job in February if you buy me that diamond on Valentine's day." |
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| 4. | February | ||
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The second month of the year that tends to confuse the hell out of people every four years with its added day. This month can either be a romantic time, or the worst time of the year. Some people tend to over exaggerate the holiday in the middle of the month known as Valentine's day and dress up in ridiculous costumes that just beg to be made fun of, while others just tend to hide away in the corners hoping the holiday passes quickly. Either way, people never seem to remember Groundhog's day which is the greatest holiday of the year. 1: Do you know the months song?
2: 30 days half September, April, June, and November. All the rest have 31... except for February which is screwed up in the head and has 28, except for every four years when it has 29 to make up for those hours every year... Ya know what? Just go away. |
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1.) The second month in the Roman calendar system.
2.) Contains the highest suicide rates. |
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| 6. | February | ||
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By far the worst month of the year, hated by all for many reasons. Clearly it is the shortest month for a reason; we only need to endure 28 (unfortunately 29 on leap years) days of darkness, snow, and cold. If it seems like winter is ending, it's not: February is right in the middle of the season. On top of all this, the only holidays in this month are Valentine's Day (which few people look forward to) and Groundhog Day (seriously?).
Few are fortunate enough to have a birthday in February to brighten up their month. For everyone else it's the month with the highest suicide rate; all we can wish for is to get out of it alive. "Oh dear, Prince Alfred of Edinburgh commited suicide!"
"Can you blame him? It's February." |
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The month given to honor Black History so they wouldn't get 30+ days Slave: Why is February the shortest month?
Master: So you wouldnt get a full month! |
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