Otherman:he has a dirty features face.
man:look at that fucking stupid cunt features i hope that features dies a horrible death.
otherman: you not wrong there i heard he also beats up old people, what a features.
"Features" such as these are often found on many other phones, but apple junkies don't accept this reality and must go get the newest Apple product, because of all the new features.
Dude: Like what?
Apple Junkie: I can dial with my voice!
Dude: I've been able to do that for years...
"bro, i just got done eating some of the black pepper dorito cheaps, hows my feature?"
"ummm nothing in the teeth, your golden"
(young adult comes in late for class to take a test)
young adults friend-(spotting a stress zit on young adults forehead)dude, you must have had a rough night studying last night; after you finish this test, go straight to the bathroom, without talking to anybody, and check your feature.