Unwanted facial growth
Person 1 "uch whats that on your face"
Person 2 "Its my fearl"
A fake pearl. Cubic zirconia is to diamond, as FEARL is to pearl.
Q: Yo fool, wad you buy your b#@*!es fo Valentine's Day?
A: I bought my Mama a benz. I bought my Booboo a jag. And I gotz my baby's mama a string of FEARLS.