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Fanistons 

Deluded, irrational fans of the actress Jennifer Aniston. Usually middle-aged housewives, they firmly and mistakenly believe that Aniston is a beautiful, talented actress. Fanistons hate Angelina Jolie with a passion as they (still!) blame her and her hypnovagina for breaking up Aniston's marriage to Brad Pitt.
"The only reason Jen hasn't won an Oscar like that slut Whorelina! is that she's too good and pure to fuck her way up the ladder." -- An actual quote from a Faniston

"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing
Fanistons by 890 December 31, 2008
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A Man that is obsessed and addicted to always looking good and clean. The word stems from the Personal Care products made by Fean and Company. Fean is popular for making the best grooming and skin care products.
1. Jack is such a Feanian, it takes him two hours to get ready for the night... What a Feaner!

2. You can tell he’s a Feanian… he pulls all the ladies.
Feanian by Anthony-JackBlack January 13, 2010
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fanistons 

beautiful, kind fans of the talented jennifer aniston. they usually are very popular and see the good in people!
i love the fanistons they’re amazing!
fanistons by tvdfan05 June 22, 2020

Fanistons 

Fanatical, extremely devoted fans dedicated to The actress Jennifer Aniston. They believe she deserves amazing things and is a beautiful person. They are extremely proud of her accomplishments. The fanistons (fandom) has grown larger and larger every year.
The fanistons blew up Twitter when they saw Jennifer Aniston on their television screen.

"I love the fanistons, they're quite loyal and adorable I must say" -Jennifer Aniston
Fanistons by Skylar Jade March 7, 2015

Feenish island 

Feenish sits half a mile south of the village of Ardmore in Irish-speaking south Connemara, Galway. It is a low-lying island of meadows and sandy beaches with a long scattering of ruined houses which run along the north and western coasts. Many of these are slowly filling with sand which blows in on the westerly winds and is trapped within the crumbling stone walls.
Today, only the rabbits are left on Feenish Island!
Feenish island by Roscarna September 11, 2011

Pat Fenis 

A rather unlucky name that a few misfortunate people in the world possess.
Pat Fenis (On the Phone): Hey, I'd like to apply for a job here?

Receptionist: Sure, can I get your name?

Pat Fenis: Pat Fenis.

Receptionist: Hahaha, I'm guessing you live on "15 Dard Hick Road" as well?
*hangs up*
Being addicted to or experiencing a strong desire to always looking your best at all times. The word stems from the Personal Care products made by Fean and Company. Fean is known for making the best grooming and skin care products for Men; used by celebrities and the upper echelon.
1. It’s been two hours since I freshened up… I’m feanin for face a wash and body scrub.

2. Anthony applies Fean lip balm and body lotion every ten minutes… He’s Feanin!
Feanin by JackBlackMan January 13, 2010