A person who trolls internet forums trying to fight for a cause which they feel affects many people. However, in the end their cause is a figment of their imagination and has no bearing on reality. They continue to fight their cause despite resistance from rational thinkers.

Brian thought he was fighting for the rights of American's across the country. However, it turns out he was just a feldzpar as the cause he was fighting for didn't actually exist.

feldzpar by KingOfFelt August 5, 2009

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feeding the wolves

Giving your enemies more things to use against you.

Don't let them see you upset, you're just feeding the wolves.

feeding the wolves by Linnylouuuuuu January 29, 2014

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Feeding the Joey

Feeding the joey is the act of doing a reverse kanga and holding a midget upside down feet first while s/he blows you. The result is that you are a concerned Kangaroo mother feeding the Joey or kangaroo baby.

"How did your date with Bridget the Midget go last night?"

"Nice. I ended up feeding the joey, she has very grippable ankles."

Feeding the Joey by Raypower March 27, 2009

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Feldercarb

An expletive used by the characters of Battlestar Galactica that refers to the putrid and crusty black grime that would accumulate on various pieces of machinery and required scraping off during maintenance. Possibly Battlestar-speak for bullshit.

"The XO wants a full report from you about the fight in the mess hall on his desk by morning."
"Hey, I spent all night confined to quarters already, and Tyrol was out of the infirmary in a couple hours. This is a load of feldercarb."

Feldercarb by redhex September 8, 2006

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