Friend: (cough) you used the phrase dumb cunt and you're holding a can of woodstock bourbon.
Fauxgan: Are you callin me a bogan? I'll smash ya cunt!
Someone who doesn't realise they are a bogan; Middle and upper class offspring with a propensity for utes, VB, alcopops, hoodies, dunlop volleys and classic Australian pub rock bands like Cold Chisel; All ass, no class.
Also, a bogan who pretends they are not; A bogan who has swapped their flanno, stonewash jeans, VB and West Coast Cooler for designer gear, stella artois and alcopops.
"Why would you buy a monaro, are you a fauxgan?"
"Shazza can shop at DJs all she wants but we know a fauxgan when we see one."