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A Mocha-like drink using hot chocolate mix instead of fancy chocolate sauce for the base. A Fauxcha tastes very similar to a real mocha, except they are significantly cheaper. Not considered a legitimate espresso beverage to any coffee snob, so watch out. Pronounced Foh-Kha.
Bob: Wow! this Mocha is really good!

Coffee Snob: Hehem, that is NOT a Mocha you noob, it's a Fauxcha! loser.
by dumbledouche August 17, 2009
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