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A Faux-waiian is a person that portends to be Hawaiian even if they have never been to the islands. They are often seen with Hawaiian Island and or turtle stickers on their vehicles.
Dave is such a faux-waiian, he acts like he is from the islands even though he has never left Detroit.
by please-me-please January 01, 2012

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