A worker who pretends to work but is actually goofing off.
Farrah never actually works, she just appears to. Instead of my coworker, she's actually more of a faux-worker.
by Mister Pamuk March 12, 2014
A co-worker who acts very friendly toward other co-workers but secretly hates them.
Judy's faux-worker Kristi invited her to dinner even though she hopes she won't accept the inviation.
by Marcus Tucker July 10, 2008