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1.
Moderately sized fat deposits on males that, at first glance, appear to be muscles that have been enlarged through intensive weightlifting. Faux muscles usually come with an enlarged belly.
Person 1: Man, that guy is so ripped!
Person 2: Nah, he just has faux muscles.
by Evan A. Smith December 30, 2010