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The irritating and disturbing occurrence when the Shuffle feature of your iPod, which randomly selects which songs to play, chooses two incredibly wrong or innapropriate songs to play back-to-back.
Chris nearly choked on his beer as he heard his iPod switch from "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls to Perry Como's "Catch a Falling Star." He quickly skipped to the next song to deal with this huge faux pod.
by April S. October 20, 2006
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1.
Your iPod, on shuffle mode and hooked up to speakers, plays a particularly embarrassing song.
Listener, "Dude, the Carpenters?"
iPod owner, "My faux pod."

"Wow, I didn't know anybody actually had 'The Christmas Shoes' on their player."
by Michael Parker April 04, 2008
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2.
An MP3 player, which looks like the Apple Brand iPOD, that is of similar size and description of an iPOD.

Pronounced: fo-pod or pho-pod
"Your fauxpod is really cool."

"Hey, check out my new fauxpod!"
by edabaalex April 16, 2009
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3.
Any of a number of MP3 players that are not an I-pod, and thusly of lower quality/less socially acceptable.

synonym: I-wish
Nice faux-pod, bro...
by Anon April 16, 2005
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4.
A cheap knockoff MP3 player
My boyfriend is too cheap to get me an ipod so he got me this faux pod instead. It holds 13 songs.
by Champ J. October 28, 2008
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5.
mp3 player other than an iPod
1) I have to get new batteries for my fauxPod - I can't live without my Jamiroquai!

2) Derek was too cheap to get the iPod, so he opted for a fauxPod
by DJ Oneiromancer August 05, 2008
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6.
A personal MP3 player (usually cheaper)that is not an Apple brand Ipod.
I bought this Faux-pod, because the Ipod Touch was too expensive.
by G-lish February 24, 2008
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7.
Any MP3 player other than an Apple IPod.
I got a 20GB FauxPod at..(insert favorite Electronics Store) for $19.99.
by HumanPhibian December 28, 2006
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