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When your bowel movements are so loud and offensive that you turn on the faucet in an attempt to mask the sound to save yourself some humiliation.
I was at my grandparents' the other day and really had a case of the faushits. I'm pretty sure the entire household heard me dropping a deuce until I cleverly turned on the faucet.
by Lord Razzola December 28, 2013

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