Fatst 

Fat but fast.

That 400 pound sprinter sure is fatst!

Carl Lewis was the fastest man alive. Then he gained 60 pounds and became the fatstest man alive.

Fatst by N8 Deisel in the Junction July 24, 2009

fast food politics 

n. The scandals, plots, intrigues, and gossip that often infuse the work environment of a fast food restaurant.

Jose: "That coworker is the fourth chick Jacob has banged in this restaurant. These people have no shame."

Joe: "This is typical fast food politics."

Jose: "Did Hunter just snitch on others and cause a nervous breakdown at this store?"

Joe: "Yeah, he stirred things up by going back and forth between people, and everyone is stewing over this fake drama. He may just want more hours by tattling and throwing others under the bus by exaggerating things. It's typical fast food politics."

fast food politics by Prankster October 30, 2017

long, deep, fast, and repeatedly 

long, deep, fast, and repeatedly — A skill attributed to a man who is capable of using both a knife and his penis in the exact same way. A warrior in the streets and a master in the sheets; he gets to the battle early and is definitely the last and only one to leave. If you are a woman he may call you back; and, if you are a man he will call the meat wagon and tell them where your body is cooling and to come and pick you up before you start to stink.

This type of character was best captured by Walter Mosley in the person of Raymond “Mouse” Alexander in his Easy Rawlins stories.

Watch out for the men from North Carolina; they will bring a knife to a fist fight and cut you long, deep, fast, and repeatedly. And the women say that they fuck the exact same way. They are bad motherf*ckers.

long, deep, fast, and repeatedly by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 13, 2023

Fast and bulbous 

A phrase used in several songs that appear on the album 'Trout Mask Replica' by Captain Beefheart.

"Fast and bulbous!"

"That`s right, The Mascara Snake, fast and bulbous! Also a tin
teardrop."

Fast and bulbous by Methodrone August 1, 2012

Fartsthma 

When someone farts in a confined space and you can't breathe to the point where you wheeze

Someone farted on the train and it gave me fartsthma

Fartsthma by Jesseh May 12, 2016

fast-tracking 

The act of expediting one's relationship with a friend into the ultimate stage of friendship through homosexual intercourse; usually overseen by a mediator. It is typically performed by two straight men, when one of them is unable to fully understand the other, but doesn't want to wait a lifetime to become best friends with them.

Derek and Carlos were pretty decent friends, until someone told them about fast-tracking; now they're the best of friends.

fast-tracking by Professor Cummysocks March 17, 2017

Fast Mover 

A jet fighter/bomber

Fast movers are incoming on your position!

Fast Mover by COD4MW August 21, 2009