fatlogic 

The astounding mental gyrations obese people use to justify their size. Fatlogic never, ever includes eating too much and exercising too little.

Fatlogic insists that five triple cheeseburgers doused with mayonnaise are balanced by a diet soft drink.

"I'm not fat, I'm just large-boned."

"I have a condition, I gain weight for no reason at all." -- said when finishing the fourth bag of cookies before noon.

fatlogic by Galanity August 30, 2013

fagalog 

The secret language of gays. Rhymes with "tagalog," the language of Filipinos.

See also gaylic.

I understood what he meant, because I too speak fagalog.

fagalog by crusherrrr July 25, 2006

fataloid

a person who is a real moron and is morbidly obese

hey that guy is a real fataloid

fataloid by the guy in da corner May 27, 2009

Fartalogia 

Fartalogia is a pathological liar when it comes to farts; blame it on the dog, screeching chair, stepped on a frog, barking spider.

Hey, it stinks in here, that wasn't a screeching chair, you suffer from fartalogia!

Fartalogia by SakeenahQ8 February 25, 2009

fapalog

A mental (or digital) catalog of images used for masturbatory purposes.

"I've got a few minutes while I wait for this video to stream... might as well open the fapalog."

"Aw, the internet's down. Guess I have to pull up the mental fapalog."

fapalog by baroque_brococo July 30, 2012

Fatology

A branch of science that deals with fat "human beings"

I'm Dr. Rj, director of Fatology Department; tonight, I'm going to discuss why obese people causes global warming.

Fatology by innerworks123 April 4, 2017

fataligasm 

A fataligasm is an orgasm so epic that it leaves its subject unconscious and/or dazed and incoherent.

"Finish Her!" , "I just woke up from a fataligasm. I must have been banged by the hammer of Thor last night", "My boyfriend fucked me cross eyed this morning. I came so hard I had a fataligasm"

fataligasm by Ezkimo Joe October 17, 2017