people needed: 2 chicks and 1 dude
first, one chick gives the dude a "rusty trombone" but in the standing position, while this is happening he then gets a "blumpkin". since "blumpkin" involes defecating, the chick giving the "rusty trombone" is simultaniously getting a "hot lunch". The chick giving the "blumpkin" i guess gets the old "angry pirate/penguin", (ur choice really).
NOTE: the "arabian death mask" can come into play at any point in time if another dude stumbles upon this and is elevated enough to give the other guy the "mask".