a 70's cartoon about a big fat guy who says "HEY HEY HEY!"
Fat Albert was the funniest cartoon in the 70's and 80's and I wish they would bring it back on tv.
by Stacy April 10, 2004
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A particularly large turd that stretches out your sphincter and causes you to scream "Hey! Hey! Hey!" as you pass it.
Jim: Aw, dude! I just dropped a Fat Albert and my poo-hole is on fire!

Mike: Man, that sucks almost as much as Dane Cook.

Jim: Whoa now! It's nowhere near that bad!
by MegatronIsGod August 30, 2007
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Fat albert is another way of saying " qurter gram of cocaine " back in the days.
" Yo, get me some fat albert"
by -Street Baller- May 31, 2006
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R.A.F. slang for a C-130 "Hercules" transport aircraft and its derivatives. Generally considered a term of affection for the aircraft type.
"We'll have to hold short, I just heard there's a Fat Albert on finals."
by eighth of seven October 23, 2007
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1. a C-130T airplane

2. a strain of cannabis

(perhaps influenced by the character in Stories told by comedian Bill Cosby)
How did he got to ride Fat Albert.
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The single coolest kid that wasn't in our crew in MS 51. He did moonsaults and stunners for Hot Dogs.....HALF EATEN hot dogs (No Homo)
"Hey Fat Albert!"
"What?"
"Give that girl the stunner"
"No"
"Would you do it for a hot dog?"
"HELL YEAH"
*Stunner*
by Azurebaijan February 13, 2005
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