Someone who is really fat, for example, VC who never stops eating.
I saw a fat person the other day. His name was Onix11.
by drizaik August 07, 2003
These mammals are extremely overprotective of their "Diet" food. If approached while they are consuming, the obese creature will attack with cow-like reflexes. When told to go on a diet, they will tend to bitch and moan about how they lost 3 pounds over the past 5 months.
Skinny person: Frank you really need to go on a diet.

Frank: Suck my dick!

Skinny person: Whens the last time YOU saw your dick?

Frank: ...You jerk! *cries and eats bucket of ice cream*

Skinny person: I hate fat people.
by maxmus45 September 08, 2008
A lump of mass that often contains the characteristics of a homosapien, they can often be seen in their natural form of adopted transportation, then 'rascal' scooter. Often taking up space in malls and attracting the ever searing gaze of normal people, as their bubbling mounds of rolls that would even make the mightiest of bakeries, green with envy.

They can occasionally be seen eating, eating, and eating. Be wary of their stares, their lack of breeding may result in blubbering spurts of sexual approaches. Or the lack of food may activate their primal blubbery instincts to chase down and consume pray- if their knees have not shattered after three steps first.

They can be domesticated with the use of an internet connection, a basement, and a fleshlight.

Like the common zombie, the fat person's hunger never ceases. And should be bludgeoned continuously at the head if it becomes a hungry threat.
Fat people.

Utterly hilarious in various normal situations or can make normal scenes enhanced to ridiculous amounts of comedies.

Example: Gangbangs.

Think about that.
by Princesspawsnow March 04, 2014
Someone with a full gas tank.
"you see this kid *points to a largish kid* he's not fat, that's just the gas tank for his love machine"
by Harrison Reed May 29, 2004
A fat person if a person who is obese. A fat person may be slightly overweight. Do not confuse a fat person with a sedentary person.

Fat person (rephrased with broad word choice)
"gluttonous unsightly figure of great mass"

Most people, especially the self-conscious collective, will view fat people in an ill and disgusted manner, though this is irrational.
Fat people are important to society, while some are hard working people who just glutton or geniuses who reward themselves by indulging, the so-called "useless" ones greatly augment the food industry.
Indeed they may appear visually displeasing , but keep in mind that when a person is fat, the person will keep eating, increasing the food industry. For those especially industrial-fodder people trying to lose weight using dietary pills(which do not work), they are supplying two industries constantly for a superb economic bonus. As for gyms, they will also ascend economic status but eventually the fat person will lose their urge to eat, driven by the incessant requests of the nagging spouse.
I'm going to congratulate that crying fat person over there holding the noose for being such a great economic boost.
by VbPeppermint. September 12, 2008
one word: americans
When I went to Seattle I was shocked at how fat people were.
by Proud To Be Canadian January 27, 2010
i think fat peopl should be shot at birth but until that law passes i think u should spit on them when u see them walking down the street as i do
did the air get fatter in here
by jon January 18, 2005

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