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1. A description of someone who is both fat and a wanker.

2. A fat, chav clothes creating, beer swilling tightwad who decided to buy Newcastle United FC, subsequently managing to piss off and anger every single Newcastle fan by sacking Chris Hughton.
Mike Ashley is a Fat Wanker
by AnonAnon-AnonAnon December 06, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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1. An insult.

2. A description of someone who is both fat *and* and a wanker.

3. A very annoying fat boss.
by Blubber Hater December 01, 2003
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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A great big fat nordic wanker
by ME December 04, 2003
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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