1) Falling off bridges.
2) Getting pushed off bridges.
3) Breaking bridges and therefor falling into the water.
4) The Jerry Springer show
Skinny person 2: Yeah I heard there was a flood in Paris!
*Both of them laugh*
Fat guy from Paris: Latz' nowt fahny.
*Both skinny people push him into a bridge*
Frank: Suck my dick!
Skinny person: Whens the last time YOU saw your dick?
Frank: ...You jerk! *cries and eats bucket of ice cream*
Skinny person: I hate fat people.