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2.
A humourous way to describe a story used by individuals in order to break the ice at parties where individuals may not be overly familiar with each other or may not have made each others acquaintance previously.
The story I used was a fat penguin: it really broke the ice!
by ThePeej August 15, 2008
 
1.
Anything used to break the ice or tension in a situation.
i tried so hard to break the ice but that craig guy was trying so hard to make sure jonathan and i knew he was the pimp daddy that it left little room for fat penguins.
by The Wiz August 03, 2005
 
3.
fat penguin term used to break the ice and start a conversation
carl,fat penguin

jane,what?

carl,well its my ice breaker

jane,ha ha i get it
by doinkbox December 05, 2009
 
4.
Fat Penguins is a phrase commonly used in the Grimsby area of England. The phrase is used generally as a conversation filler, to be blurted out when no one is saying anything.

Is sometimes followed by the people around the speaker all looking around in curiosity, in a satyrical attempt to spot the aforementioned Fat Penguins.

Although it is generally met with a positive reaction, if overused the phrase will lose its novelty. Use with Caution.
Persons 1,2 and 3: ...........
Person 4: Fat Penguins.
Person 1: Nice one dude.

by _/Anonymous\_ January 29, 2009
 
5.
You use the word fat penguin when someone breaks the awkward silence.
everyone: ...*silence*...
John: errrr so...
You: FAT PENGUIN!
by ishagardener February 04, 2011
 
6.
What you say to break the ice when there is an akward silence
X: You shat yourself when that guy started taling to you!

Y: I think a bit of shit did actually come out then!

(akward silence)

Z: Fat penguin!

X: Huh?

Z: Something to brake the ice!
by Oliver Daniels August 21, 2009