When someone is completely wasted and are acting in an embarrassing manner and no one likes to be around them. They usually appear unattractive to everyone else except themselves and usually think they are really talented dancers. They are also prone to barfing. A fat mess is NOT a hot mess OR a tranny mess OR a hot tranny mess but they think they are.
"Michael-Ryan was a giant fat mess last night after he drank way too much before 9pm...then he thought he was a really good dancer and got kicked out of the bar cause he really wasnt"
a big fat person who is ugly and has a neck like a pack of sausages
get a grip you fat mess
These type’s of people are usually found in the wilderness for e.g. among the trees in rivington skinning rats/ beavers in their spare time. Basically they are socially challenged and normally look severely like a pig and just a fat ugly mess.
“Rob”: alright mate can you help me skin some rats tonight?.
“Mike”: erm no don’t talk to me you fat mess!...
generally used in reference to fat ugly unkempt women
look at that munter, shes a fat mess
used in place of potential swear words. Or used in the name calling process.
Oh man I stubbed my toe...fatmess!
I'm an idiot? Well you're a fatmess.
Is used as a substitute for swearing and insults.
You're a fatmess or Oh fatmess I just stubbed my toe