A 200 pound rapper that got mad beef with 50 Cent.Fat Joe is from South Bronx,NY thats got a really big criminal record,with a Puerta Rican backround.If it wasn't for Big Pun,Fat Joe would suck at rapping,and would be killed by 50,and would have ended up with whack ass rapper J-Kwon.He acts black,but everyone still loves this niggarican.Joe hangs out with his killas Terror Squad,Remy Ma, and Jennifer Lopez,and sold over 1.1 million CDs from his latest and new debut "All Or Nothing"
"And ma niggaz don't dance,they jus pull up there pants and,do tha rockaway...lean back,lean back,lean back,lean back.-----Fat Joe Feat. Terror Squad
Fat Joe is the only non-black person in the universe who isn't called a racist by saying "muh niggas". Fat Joe is the love child of Porky Pig and Jennifer Lopez. He is perhaps the ugliest human alive, yet we love him because he is obese... as long as he's at a safe distance from us and our dinner plates.
"I can't look at Fat Joe because it makes me want to yank my eyes out and rub icy hot on my crotch"
"Fat Joe is SOOOO cute! I'd totally fuck him, hes a teddy bear!"
Two words Jenny Craig! He is one of the ugliest men I have ever seen in my whole life! He thinks he is black but he looks like a chink. He needs to stop eating so much crap and loose some weight before he gets a heartattack!
What am I talking about I want him to have a heartattack!