fat bastard

someone who is super fat and bitchy

i hate you
you are such a fat bastard

by olum November 4, 2009

fat bastard

Overweighted individual who was never registered or recognized by his/her parents. Usually acts like a asshole trying to miss lead attention from the fact of being fat.

That fat bastard stood up outside an elementary school molesting kids and taking the candy away.

by BiggieBoreal October 31, 2009

Shaggy Fat Bastard

A large man with a shaggy beard that is extremely obiese and is a gruff motherfucker. He also goes by the name miglockclock and his real name is Mr. Mighlaughlin or some shit. -Love, your fans from pierson Miglockcolck asshole shaggy fat bastard anal sex

Shaggy Fat bastard is Mr. Nichols' bitch and he eats out his asshole

by Bob December 14, 2003

big fat bastard

Sesh lord, super skinny and funny. All round a good chick.

Do you follow Georgia on Instagram? She is such a big fat bastard

by Gageh April 19, 2020

Fat Bastard Syndrome

Exhibiting behaviors consistent with an unhealthy lifestyle and specifically known to increase ones body mass.

Term commonly used when someone is over ordering fast food.

Dude really? Two double cheeseburgers? Your Fat Bastard Syndrome is really flaring up.

by Stew Knod February 15, 2022

Fat bastard syndrome

When someone is a lazy bones and eats and sleeps 25/8

Keira has fatbastard syndrome she hasn’t left her bed all day fat bastard syndrome will become really fat bastard syndrome when some one is a really fat bastard

by Haha its me bish July 2, 2018

canadian fat bastard

Someone who leaves America for Canada after the elections.

1: Look at that Canadian fat bastard, Aiden. Abandoning America.

by Americans November 14, 2016