A condition tradionally but not restricted to ginourmously fat men where the gut area sags way down over the beltline creating a visual fat apron.
That big fat guy almost got hit in the dick by a baseball, but he was protected by his fat apron.
by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006
occurs in fat people where a mass of fat develops below the belly button and grows longer and eventually coves the vagina and penis. real sex killer. the big hanging thing in pictures on ere. circumfrence of it can be bigger than the persons height
his fat apron can reach his head its that big and long!
by bjkba kb f March 25, 2008