The act of receiving fellatio on the toilet while simultaneously defecating and eating a cheeseburger.
I think I'm gonna dump her, but I'll at least see if I can get her to give me a Fat Albert first.
#fat #albert #poop #blowjob #cheeseburger
by dragonschld June 12, 2008
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a 70's cartoon about a big fat guy who says "HEY HEY HEY!"
Fat Albert was the funniest cartoon in the 70's and 80's and I wish they would bring it back on tv.
by Stacy April 09, 2004
A particularly large turd that stretches out your sphincter and causes you to scream "Hey! Hey! Hey!" as you pass it.
Jim: Aw, dude! I just dropped a Fat Albert and my poo-hole is on fire!

Mike: Man, that sucks almost as much as Dane Cook.

Jim: Whoa now! It's nowhere near that bad!
#shit #crap #dump #feces #poo #turd #ass #fart #toilet #diarrhea #butt #anal #dookie #anus #shart #scat #pee #poopy #dung #bathroom #deuce #asshole #penis #piss #vagina #defecate #gross #cleveland steamer #dirty sanchez #poopie #anal sex #blumpkin #excrement #pooping gas #caca #dirty #doodoo #dick #fecal matter #hot carl #terd #turds #smell #smelly #dingleberry #nasty #cosby
by MegatronIsGod August 30, 2007
R.A.F. slang for a C-130 "Hercules" transport aircraft and its derivatives. Generally considered a term of affection for the aircraft type.
"We'll have to hold short, I just heard there's a Fat Albert on finals."
#c-130 #hercules #raf #aircraft #transport #stol #turboprop
by eighth of seven October 23, 2007
A negative term of calling a person "over weight."

or.

Somebodys nickname.
Damn Fat Albert! I't looks like you ate the whole restraunt!

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Theres "fat albert" again!

or.

Whats up "fat albert?"
by WoRd! June 05, 2005
Fat albert is another way of saying " qurter gram of cocaine " back in the days.
" Yo, get me some fat albert"
#qurter gram of cocaine #crack #cocaine #whole pound of cocaine #fat alberts
by -Street Baller- May 31, 2006
Taking a dump while eating
Im going to take a fat albert
#eating #pooping #crap #bathroom #snack #deuce
by shandwali_boom_boom August 04, 2012
a reagent added to a reaction in order to create the thermodynamically favored enol.
Fat Albert.
#lda #fat albart #base #high yield #bulky
by Dr. Suess of Organic Chemistry April 27, 2011
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