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The worst drug currently plaguing this country. Way worse than cigarettes, pot, alcohol, or even a lot of "hard drugs" for that matter. Seriously, how many people do you know who've gained 800 lbs of pure lard from smoking a pack of cigarettes a day? How many 7 year old kids weigh 400 lbs from smoking a bowl on occasion? Since when does beer contain traces of rat poison, cow feces, and juice from the pimply fry cook who just popped his zits and smeared it all over your fries? Ironically fast food is also the most socially acceptable drug to be addicted to - we actually live in a country were a person can get thrown in jail for smoking a gram of weed, but a mother is allowed to feed her kid 5 Big Macs a day until the kid weighs 400 lbs at age 7 (true story). ---Fast food hypocrisy---
Example 1: Random dude - *Lights cigarette* Obsese smoke Nazi - "Ew do you know how bad for you that is? *Chomps on Whopper* You must be mentally challenged if you're going to inhale that disgusting crap into your body... *beeellllchhhh* ... ahh, that hit the spot. Time for my 4th Extra Large Whopper combo of the day. Example 2: Rush Limbaugh - Pot should be banned because it's a toxic and unhealthy substance and the only ones who want it legalized are a bunch of braindead librul hippie communists who sit on the beach and get high while they're waiting on their welfare checks. Now time for a quick commercial break... *Gorges on a Bic Mac, takes it with an Oxycontin tab, and downs it all with a bottle of Jack* |
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food that fat fuckers eat if they're hungry and then sue the company because they're poor and theyre total fatasses c'mon mommy let's eat at mcdonald's we can get a wiener burger, then we can go to NAWGLA
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Food that comes with twice the grease at half the cost, usually stored with excessive packaging and paper napkins. I don't feel like cooking tonight. Let's go get fast food.
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food that's hard to catch. see fast food chain Look at that hamburger go!
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Food on the run for busy, hungry people. Eating fast food can be tiresome, let's cook something at home.
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The worst quality food known to mankind! MacDonald's mmm lovely, traces of faeces (true!) in every bite!
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crappy food soaked in oil from mcdonalds or burger king that has fake smell juice on it. Lets go get some heart-clogging fast food.
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The sole cause of obesity in this country. Fast food is almost the single-worst thing a person can injest in their body.
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