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1. Fashion Designer
The lord of clothes, the creator of all your ass wears this very moment!
James: Hey so what do you do for a living?
Sho-Joe: I'm a fashion designer...
James: So can you fix this hole I have in my socks?
Shoe-Joe: Get away you freak!!! I don't use needles and thread, ew!!!
2. Fashion Designer
The lord of clothes, the creator of all your ass wears this very moment!
James: Hey so what do you do for a living?
Sho-Joe: I'm a fashion designer...
James: So can you fix this hole I have in my socks?
Shoe-Joe: Get away you freak!!! I don't use needles and thread, ew!!!
3. Fashion designer
A gay man telling straight women what to wear to attract straight men.

The weirder, the better.
John Galliano, Jean-Paul Gaulthier, fashion designers.
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