"Lady in blue...comin' through"
"It stinks like ass but i'll sure miss it. I guess you could say that about all my women..."
"Want me to punch-i-size your face, for free?"
"Lucky guess...I just lost a buck...to myself!"
"What's that all about, he gonna spit in it now?"
"Yeah, gimme a liter a' cola"
"I dont want a large farva, i want a god-damn liter a' cola!"
"I just lost a buck...to myself."
"I'm not gonna dignify myself with a response to that.
2. One of those friends who isn't really your friend...he just sort of hangs around you and takes your cheeky shenanigans way too far to be funny anywhere but in Super Troopers.
"Say it! Say Car Ramrod!"
"Pfft. I can say 'meow'...I can say 'moo'. Hell, for 20 bucks, I'll call the guy a chicken fucker!"
"License and registration, CHICKEN FUCKERS! BGAWWWW!!!"
2. Guy #1: Hey, maybe we could TP the prof's house...
Guy #2: No man, we should fuckin' TP his house, then screw his wife, then wrap his children in Ace bandages and dangle them out the windows!
Guy #1: Um, no, that wouldn't be funny.
Guy #2: Fuck yeah it would! I'm gonna go!
*runs off alone*
Guy #1: He is such a Farva.