Top Definition
A word, often used in conjunction with other negative adjectives, used to describe a person who meets all of the following criteria:

a. The person must be farty, fart often, smell like farts, or be otherwise comparable to a fart.

b. The person must also be dumb. Mute persons as well as untintelligent persons are included in this category.

c. The person must also be a stupidhead.
Lauren, you might as well change your name to Farty McDumb McStupidheaderson.
by Stinky Farty April 20, 2006

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