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fartsounds

The dulcet tones of a long-term marriage.
Early on in our relationship I would always hear his heartsounds, but now it’s round-the-clock fartsounds!
fartsounds by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020
Pronounced FAR-shun. Rationing a fart in order to use it at a more "appropriate" time.
I had bad gas while sitting at my desk so I fartioned it to use while in the elevator with my boss later.
Fartion by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 18, 2009

Fartsnack 

A Fart so intense that victims will taste it in their mouths. Eggfarts are the best example, but there are so many brands of fartsnack that it would be hard to list the many flavours of the rainbow that exist. Many "cooks" would agree that fartsnacks are best enjoyed after being served in the Dutch Oven, but most credit is due when more than one patron enjoy your scrumptious homemade snack from only one serving with no effort at all. Not to be confused with Scoopy Snack which is thrown in face or Dutch Oven which is forced inhalation. A fartsnack can often be enjoyed by more than one person with no effort at all sometimes in the case of eggstenuating circumstances, escape is not possible and there is nothing to do but enjoy the snack until there is none left to enjoy. LMFAO
Moms Butt: "FFFFFFLLLUUURRRRRRPPPPP".
A few seconds go by...
Jake: "OMG, Roll down the window that is so terrible."
Jamie: " I know I can taste it back here."
Jake: " I am positive that was the grossest tasting fart I've ever enjoyed, Mom."
Mom: "Come on guys you said to bring snacks for the road trip, I just happened to bring fresh fartsnacks.
Jodie(in Las Vegas on cellphone): "Wow, I didn't know smell could travel through a cell phone but even I tasted that one from here."
Fartsnack by Jacob Galloway November 26, 2013

Fartronomy 

The scientific study of flatulence. A PhD in fartronomy is an expert in expulsions from the ass.
Donald likes to stick his nose in people’s asses to measure the density of farts. He has a PhD from Harvard in Fartronomy.
Fartronomy by joseph blough April 12, 2022

Fartsnaggled 

Getting forced to eat a fart
"bro you hungry?" "yeah bro, why?" then they would continue to say "Get Fartsnaggled, noob" and fart in their hand and shove it in their face
Fartsnaggled by TheKingPotatoo November 15, 2022

Fartsomnia 

The condition of sleeplessness related to you or your partner's/roommate's frequent farting.

Fart + Insomnia = fartsomnia
I took the wife to the chili cook-off and barely slept that night due to fartsomnia.
Fartsomnia by The JBB July 15, 2009