When you flatulate into the palm of you're hand, close it and proceed to cover a loved one's mouth with your fart hand. Thus, asserting the fart smell onto their lips and ultimately, into their mouth.
Frederick: Oh man. not again! This one taste kind of good actually.
trapped between two turds
; desperate to escape, the fart propels the first turd with intense velocity. Often gives the feeling of having the runs
, however in most situations this is not the case.
I was dying on a dump
this morning, 100% touching cloth
, I thought I had the shits
- but as it happens it was just a fart sandwich.
Where one passes wind into the palms of their cupped hands, thereby trapping the odour, then releasing the odour into the face of an unsuspecting victim.
Andy nearly threw up after that fart sandwich
A bar shot made with vodka, sweet vermouth, and 2 tootsie rolls.
Give me a lager on draft, and a fart sandwich.
When a small fart is passed and remains caught as a small bubble between the butt cheeks.
I felt the filling of my fart sandwich slowly inching to the top of the crack, thus I knew its release was imminent.