Top Definition
When you awaken yourself from a deep sleep by farting.

especially embarrassing in the company of a sleeping companion.

you look over to see if your partner has been fartootled by your flatulence as well.
I was resting soundly beside a hunky man and suddenly I fartootled myself awake! how embarrassing!!
by gorgeousgeorge83 September 01, 2009

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