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When you think you have farted privately and from out of nowhere people enter into gaseous ground zero.

You know once you drop a fart magnet in public, someone is going to walk into it.

"Murphy's Law" as related to farts.
I was the only one using the ATM, but as soon as I dropped a fart magnet, 2 others came in behind me.

It wasn't me.
by Saharox February 27, 2010