Stain left in underwear after release of gas containing a large unexpected percentage of moisture. The most artistic designs can be created while in the seated position.
Damn! thought it was all fart but the end was real squishy. I can feel the fart blossom in my shorts.
by bdb71 October 14, 2009
by MrFreeman88 March 02, 2004
The traditional fart blossom comes from eating a particularly unhealthy meal complete with cheap beer. The effect is a devistating cloud that can be captured by farting onto the hand, capturing the greasy aroma, and then passed off to the victim by opening the hand like a gentle blossom and forcing it onto his or her nose.
by ReTodd January 11, 2006
Person who epitomizes a fart, at the exact moment of exit from the body, and at its maximum level of stench before diffusing into the atmosphere.
by Sugrad November 15, 2006
A viscous secretion unexpectedly left in one's underwear or the seat of one's pants after passing gas that through the anus.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 23, 2006
A rare tropical flower of the genus, anus stinkypinkyus. It is noted for its delicate petals, slender stem, and, of course, for its ability to blow out a vile green cloud that could bring a sewer worker to his knees. Two varieties have been discovered: (1) Red 'n Angry, whose smell has been likened to a three-day-old meatloaf left in the sun, and (2) Yellow Oozing, whose aroma is remarkably similar to a Mexican toilet.
by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004
by Wild Bill December 31, 2003