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Fartinternet
The only reason to enter an elevator.
Person 1: Hey, lets take the stairs to my floor.
Person 2: But I have to fart.
Person 1: Ok take the elevator, I'll meet you at my room.
by Esx February 10, 2010
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fartsex
A melodic sound released from an instrument known as the anus. It also smells very nice.
Jennifer - What was that beautiful sound you made?
Josh - I just let out a fart in F# major.
Jennifer - I want to do it!
Josh - "Splurrrrrrrrrt" oops, it looks like I just farted out the A scale.
Jennifer - You're so romantic Josh, I love you.
by Kadaken July 18, 2005
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fartsex
A gaseous emission exerted by the anus. This physical phenomena has baffled man kind for many centuries as some farts are quite repulsive yet others are rather pleasant. Farts can be very deceitful as the silent ones are often the most foul smelling and the loudest are considered comical and do not emit any noticeable odor at all. Farts are most commonly found in a gaseous state but can quite often be in a liquidized form (this is commonly referred to as a wet one). In rare cases people have be known to try and squeeze farts out, this is not recommended as traces of feces may be found in the undergarments later.
My boxers were drenched after blowing a big wet fart.
by Dr. Vincent Tersigni November 17, 2005
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Fartsex
A noise produced from the buttocks, usually accompanied by a foul smelling odor. The odor is usually said to smell of rotten eggs. The noise of the fart can be very unpredictable. Some farts are silent, while others can rumble like thunder and shake the walls. Some farts sound like broken band instruments, and others sound like wet bubbles. The intensity of the fart and smell of the fart depends on what your body has digested. Some people (like my dad) have the ability to fart on command, and fart very wet, rumbly, nasty farts. Other people cannot seem to even muster up a little pooter. When young children fart, their mothers will try to detour them from using the word fart, and suggest words like "pass gas", "fluff a bunny", or "toot".
"Oh my God, Steve's farts are so bad that the walls are shaking and there's a big green cloud in the living room!"
by KareBear87 August 29, 2005
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fartsex
noun; 1.a minor explosion between the buttocks, caused by too much gas in the large intestine.

2. something that feels really good, especially when you hold it in for hours because you don't want anyone to hear or smell it.

3. stress release

4. something that annoys people and causes you to get punched
Danny let out a big fart in class because he just ate some bean burritos for breakfast.


When Johnny farted, all the girls ran away.
by SpLaShy April 14, 2005
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fartsex
satan trying to crawl out of your anus
Mark farted on the phone and Liz asked if Satan was trying to escape
by Madroxx December 07, 2009
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fartsex
1) one of the only two things constantly on a preadolescent boy's mind. The act of pushing gas out his butt and then giggling about the sound it made and the scent.

for the other thing, see burping

2) the natural musk of preadolescent boy
He thinks he's so talented because he can fart.
by duh123 July 12, 2006
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