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Something kids are obsessed with, usually the little boys will blow on one their teachers. Little Kid: You smelt it, you delt it.
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1. 1-man salute
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2. 7.4 on the Rectum scale 3. Acid-rain maker 4. After the thunder comes the rain 5. Air bagel 6. Airbrush your boxers 7. Anal acoustics 8. Anal ahem 9. Anal audio 10. Anal salute 11. Anal volcano 12. Arse blast 13. Ass blaster 14. Ass-scented methane 15. Ass biscuit 16. Ass thunder 17. Ass whistle 18. A turd whistling for the right of way 19. Backdoor breeze 20. Backfire 21. Bad sprinkling 22. Baking brownies 23. Barking spiders 24. Bean blower 25. Beep your horn 26. Belch from behind 27. Better open a window 28. Blast off 29. Blast the chair 30. Blasting the ass trumpet 31. Blat 32. Blow ass 33. Blow mud 34. Blow the big brown horn 35. Blowing the butt bugle 36. Blowing you a kiss 37. Bomber 38. Bottom blast 39. Bottom burp 40. Break the sound barrier without a plane 41. Break wind 42. Breath of fresh air 43. Brown horn brass choir 44. Brown thunder 45. Bun shaker 46. Burnin' rubber 47. Buster 48. Busting ass 49. Butt bleat 50. Butt burp 51. Butt hair harmony 52. Butt percussion 53. Butt trauma 54. Butt trumpet 55. Butt tuba 56. Buttock bassoon 57. Cheek flapper 58. Cheesin' 59. Colonic calliope 60. Crack a rat 61. Crack one off 62. Crack splitters 63. Crimp off some breakfast biscuits 64. Crop dusting (surreptitiously farting while passing thru a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust) 65. ... |
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The cry of the imprisoned terd. Monica left just in time, for my fart told me I would be pooping soon.
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noun - 1. an invisible and often malevolent entity that can only originate from the human rectum; the common fart generally lies dormant until the host expels it.
verb - 1. to forcefully expel or passively allow a unit of gaseous particles from one's rectum. aka, "blasting the butt trumpet" His metal chair only served to amplify the mighty fart he emitted.
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shit-flavored air. one of the most noxious is the fried chicken fart. after we ate mrs winners fried chicken, the whole car was fart tainted!
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Hey, they make bubbles in the bathtub.
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anonymous
May 22, 2003
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A strong explosion from between the legs. Which under the right conditions may invoke mind control.
Types of farts 1.) The laughing fart which may cause asses to jiggle or bellys to wiggle. 2.) Hot ass tronmical farts which cause tears an in some cases the same symptoms as anthrax. 3.) The K-Mart fart brought on by gasy mexicans that forgot to wash there ass before entering the store and let it rip. Higly dangerous to the average american. 4.)A free spirit to linger in the air causing stress to others. 5.)The Milk and tuna Fart- the second dangerous fart known to man kind. The only fart that will suck the air out of you and cause a slow rotting death. 6.)The worlds stinkyest fart known to man kind is the one that caused you to be. Gotta thank moms for making it possible. Was that you or me, I think it was you dear.
Holly shit motha fukker you ever do that shit again Im putting a cork in your ass. Fukk damn hell are you dead in side God damn motha fukker does your ass hole come with an experation date. After the thunder comes the rain |
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The only reason to enter an elevator. Person 1: Hey, lets take the stairs to my floor.
Person 2: But I have to fart. Person 1: Ok take the elevator, I'll meet you at my room. |
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