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A fart is just the scream of an imprisoned shit!
by Crash Raindog January 21, 2004
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What i just did. It was a flapper.
I farted. frrrt!
by Joshua Tapp January 13, 2004
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Intestinal wind passing over poop.
That fart smells like shit.
by chokka December 01, 2006
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releasing evil demons created by taco bell through one's anus
so, i told frank sinatra... wait hold on... (FART).... OHHH that felt good
by stan March 16, 2005
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to fart
As i sit here broken harted,
i went to poop but only farted.
next time when i took a chance,
i went to fart but pooped my pants.
by patrick star May 28, 2003
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A small explosion coming from between the inner thighs.
"I do believe I just heard a fart."
by JiimJam December 20, 2008
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a fart is but a cry of a trapped turd, in the realm of the buttox.
Ex: "I farted. It stinks. I may have to shit soon."
by albert007 June 15, 2007
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