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When the poo pressure inside your anus comes flying out so hard that it hurts your sphincter and produces a sound like a dog barking.
Quit fart barking so close to my head!

I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.

I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.
by Doctor Ramshackle February 10, 2011