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When a man has anal sex with a woman, cums in her ass, then the woman unloads warm cum fart yogurt all over his chest.

The fart yogurt will more than likely have small feces chunks/particles mixed with the man's cum and it will most definitely be warm.
Sally, the Costume Vagina, decided to try anal sex with her boyfriend Todd. After Todd came inside her ass, Sally decide to play a trick on Todd and squirt out some fart yogurt on his chest. Todd was not pleased... and broke up with Sally a few days later.
by Zordock13 February 02, 2012

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