|1.||Fart Flaming Ass Clown|
The highest level of douche-bagery and mother-fuckerdom. A title only achieved after the title-holder spends ridiculous amounts of time reading the bible, fingering their own asshole, and listening to bright eyes.
Jesus: Hey, did you guys hear the new Passion Pit record?
Raekwon: Jesus, you sure are a fart flaming ass clown.